Abe Alvarez has been floating around the Sox system for a few years now. For each of the years 2004-2006, he started a game for the parent "trap" club and has spent the rest of his time in the little cup of coffee. Legally blind in one eye, he wears his cap tilted to the side, not in homage to Coco Crisp, but to shield his bad eye from the sun. Nice guy, I hope he makes it but kinda doubtful at this point. I have always loved the term "meatball artist" and that is where he would be placed.