and on the seventh day..

I got caught in rainstorms that were soaking the East Coast...and were wreaking havoc with air routes. I was only an hour and a half late arriving which is lucky considering the number of flights that were cancelled and delayed all day.At the risk of sounding like George Carlin...why does the AARP contact me on my birthday? It started when I turned fifty....Why don't they just send a postcard with a picture of the Grim Reaper on it with an Uncle Sam hat, with the caption, "I Want You!" Having read that the AARP put a photo of Sir P. McCartney on their maggie cover, I thought that they should expand and publish a second mag, American Association of Musicians That Should Retire....